![]() Haegemonia: “Yep, I’m just heading up to DRACULA-22 out in the TRANSYLVANIA system in my old ’76 Vista Space Cruiser with my teenage friends, where hopefully we can have lots of wild sex and not be horribly murdered by anything there.” Seriously, in the future, do we all name the planets like futuristic Gothic castles? ![]() Haegemonia: Here we get a nice shot of “PLANET OMINOUS NAME-RANDOM NUMBER” in the “IMPOSING NAME SYSTEM”. Haegemonia: How should I know how they torture them? How can an ultra-liberal, alcoholic Canadian be a super-conservative, heroin-addicted American secret agent? Some things will remain a mystery. Gorvar: How does one waterboard a Necromorph? Dudes don't need air! She just got done torturing some terrorist Necromorph who threatened the freedom of AMUR-ICA. Maybe she’s gritting her teeth so hard they’ve fused together it would explain her “Jack Bauer” loud whispering. Haegemonia: Still trying to figure out what the fuck is going on with her mouth. like- Isaac: Did I miss something, lol? Lexinne: Nah. Gorvar: Feels more like she's doing a blog and post it on Ishimurabook. ![]() She is either the result of a three month meth bender or she is the result of a mother who was on a three month meth bender while pregnant either way, she should be wearing a helmet. Seriously, it seems she can only coordinate blinking and speaking into the camera, no body movements. ![]() Haegemonia: To her credit though, she has the mental capacity to talk- and apparently do nothing else. Haegemonia: And we begin this grand story with this unfortunate woman who not only seems to be so mentally deficient /hung over that she forgot how recordings work, but also has a solid mass of bone comprising what should be her teeth. ![]()
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